Saturday, October 10, 2015

Wednesday, June 24, 2015

Thursday, March 19, 2015

The Diaper Genie

(wish 1)
I wish baby poop
smelled like fresh baby powder
and fresh baby wipes.

(wish 2)
I wish MY face was
one second faster than my 
kid's piss. It is not.

(wish 3)
I wish this potty
training happened inside the 
potty, no such luck.



Sunday, February 8, 2015

STORMTRACKER LIVE

"We need to talk" means
a thunderstorm IS coming
your way fast, RUN NOW!!!


Sunday, January 4, 2015

#F***Cancer


Cancer is a BITCH
taking the very best this Earth
has to offer.


First let me apologize for my language in this HAIKU. But when I think about how this disease has ravaged my family, and taken my friends and heroes, these are my raw feelings.

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